6. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

WHY: To find out what the future holds.

I’ve always gone for older men, even one that was twice my age when I was 22. I decided to take it up a notch though when I had an encounter with a man from my office who was nearing retirement. He was 60, I was 26. He would come by my office and rub my shoulders then try to grab my leg. His brazenness was annoying but also irresistible. While many men his age are filled with self-loathing and ready to be sent to pasture, he was as cocky as a rock star. He would stare freely at my chest then shoot me a knowing wink when I caught him.

I wanted to see if there was libido behind the posing. After months of being plagued by the dirty old man I surprised both of us and gave in. I invited him over to my place after work. His body was still firm and toned. Unfortunately he was a quick cummer. We laid in bed together and discussed Vietnam. He begged me afterwards for another try, but once was enough.