12. THREESOME

WHY: There is no greater thrill than having two men, cock in hand, begging you for attention.

For my 26th birthday I treated myself to a night at the Waldorf Astoria and set out for Madame X, one of my favorite New York City bars, to find company. I ordered a Corona, looked around, saw nothing particularly appealing and was planning to leave as soon as I finished my beer. A dark, handsome man with black hair pulled into a ponytail began chatting with me. Soon a blonde, built man came from the restroom and joined us. The two had thick Turkish accents and had been friends since childhood when their parents moved to America.

They asked me if I wanted to go salsa dancing with them at a bar around the corner. Why not?

Instead of one of them finding another girl, plenty of whom were available; they both took to dancing with me, one in front and one in back. The music pulsed and we bounced along in time. Soon we became the focal point of the crowded dance floor. All eyes were on me as I shook my hips between these two gorgeous men. I kissed one while rubbing my ass against the other. I took turns kissing them both and they did not seem to mind.

After we worked up a sweat I asked them if they wanted to come back to my hotel. We all crammed into the blonde’s two-seater sports car and I sat in the lap of the pony tailed boy. The blond was showing off, revving up to 80 between the lights on Park Avenue, and we got pulled over. They were frantic as the officer approached the car considering we were drunk, speeding, and illegally had three people occupying a car meant for two. The officer looked in the car saw my “sweet, innocent face” and just told the men to get me home safely.

The rest of the evening, as I was giddy about the fact that my first threesome was going to occur in the Waldorf Astoria, all these fools could talk about was getting off without a ticket!

The giggles stopped eventually and we got down to business. I was impressed that we all lasted for hours. When one of them got close I would switch my attention to the other for cooling off time. We covered all imaginable combinations although the double penetration was surprisingly difficult to maintain. We had a porno-perfect simultaneous finish and I kissed them goodbye.